Ahhhh helloooo my lovelies! How I've missed you in my absence! But! This is what happens when you actually have a life and you don't just live on your computer. When you work! When you have friends! (Mine are limited, but at least I have ones that are REAL genuine people! Not just numbers on my facebook page.)
Speaking of my friends! Oh my goodness, do I have a story for you! If you noticed the title of this blog, this is a shout out to my pricing girls! (HELLO LADIES!!) Oh my goodness. I love them, though sometimes I want to beat them! Why, you ask?? Let me just tell you.
This week on Thursday, I was minding my own business pricing shoes and making conversation with T-bone. (Girl, I think we need to give you a new nick-name. Actually, you ALL need new nick-names.) Anyways! Little did I know, that T-bone was being sooo sneaky! Every time she was walking past me, she was putting clearance stickers all over my back! How I didn't manage to feel her putting 15+ stickers on my person, I have NO idea. Not only was she sticking them on, G-money was handing her stickers to put on me! Kat Kat and Dee-stroyer didn't say a THING to me! So I was going about my business for probably 30 minutes with exceedingly low prices all over my shoulders and below!!
I even caught them laughing at something, but didn't know what! I even asked! Their reply was," Oh just nothing." I should have known! I am face palming myself as we speak.. Or as I type. It wasn't until I was in the restroom washing my hands, that a GUEST stopped me and said," Excuse me. Did you know that you have stickers all over your back??" All I could do was look at the ceiling and say," Yes. That is my team." She was like," Oh! Okay! Just as long as you knew!" T&G were both with me in the restroom and had walked out just a minute before I did. So, when I walked out of the bathroom, I looked at them and yelled across the store," I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!" T-bone just started laughing and running away. G-money just laughed and pointed at here and said," She did it!!" Oh my goodness. These girls. What am I going to do about them??
All I have left to say about that is that it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (with a million other o's on that) embarrassing!!! I am not kidding! I wanted to curl up under a clothing rack and just die. I talked to about 3 people on my way up to the break room, who all laughed according to everyone else on the team! Not one of them told me! One of them said that she thought I knew. So, I'm giving her a break. But!! Other than that, all of you who knew are held accountable!! Not to mention did nobody tell me, people all over the store found out and were laughing at me about it for the rest of the day!! Ohhhh kill me in my face. It was bright red. Anyways. Now you know my embarrassing moment for the week.
Also, I'm having boy issues this week. Remember Mr. Intriguing? Well, I am no longer intrigued, I am livid. This boy has asked me to hang out with him three times. Since I met him online (I know, I know) it was sort of a big thing for me to say yes. But, I did. All three times, he flaked. Didn't even have the decency to text me or anything to tell me that it wasn't going to happen. Well, we actually picked a day, during the day (which is new for him since he usually just texts me at like 11:30 pm and tells me to come over, to which I say no, of course) and made plans and a time to meet. So, I texted him that morning when I was on my way to work to ask if we were still on. Guess what happened?? He never texted me back. At least, not until that night. Which he sent me a symbol that looked Arabic or something. All I said was "Yeah, I don't speak that language." What I should have said was, "That better mean something REALLY sweet because I'm pissed."
I haven't heard from him since.
Also, there is a new one that I haven't come up with a name for. I'm going to call him Mr. Off Limits. I'm not going to say why or anything else. If you're curious, you can ask me directly. But, this guy and I have hung out a few times. I really liked him. A lot, actually. Either I freaked him out by telling him I liked him, or I wasn't blunt enough. I haven't heard from him in weeks. Though, I sent him a text this week to which I received one reply, than nothing else. He always says I'm not honest with him. The only thing I was very hesitant on telling him was the type of books I read. Which is fantasy or fiction depending on my mood. The reason I didn't want to say anything is because a LOT of people laugh. I don't like being teased very much. He says he is not judgemental, which is true to a point. But obviously he is. Otherwise he wouldn't give a crap that I didn't want to tell him. He wouldn't hold it against me now saying that I'm not honest with him. Which is crap because he is not honest with me. I told him to tell me if he is ever mad at me. He hasn't. And I know he is mad at me. Why? Because he would have texted me back. He also seems to think I expect too much of him. Like I expect him to read my mind. I'm pretty sure all I expect of him is to be a friend. Text me back when he has a chance. Say hello to me. Basic stuff. You would think I would have asked him to stop smoking and be baptized and marry me right away. Whatever though. Boys are stupid and this is why I stopped dating in the first place. Even nice guys are jerks.
Anyways! I think that is all the ranting I have in me for today! Though! I want to give a quick shout out to the girls who consistently read my whiny blog! Roxanna! You are fantastic and I love you!!! G-money! This is for you because you literally asked for it! I love you also! My super fantastic diva cousin, Whit!! I love you!! T-bone!! I will get you! And, I love you too! These ladies always read and give me feedback and I really REALLY appreciate it! Love you all! Of course! I love everyone else that reads and hope you continue to do so!! Thank you, and have a great evening!!
