Tap-Dancing On My Last Nerve

 Readers, I'm at a loss of what to say today. I'm so grumpy about a few things that I can't seem to focus on being creative or witty. Not that today wasn't a good day, because it totally was! I found out a few things at work that made me happy. Also, I GOT MY PONY! He is parked in the garage. I feel like calling him No Name because of that song? I sure hope you know the one! Plus, I can totally afford the payments on it! It was a lot less then I expected. So, you see? Good day. I do have to mention an incident that happened at work today that just pissed me right off.
I really REALLY want to use this persons name. The only reason I'm not is because people from Target (HEY GUYS!) read this blog, and though I doubt it, some of them might be friends with this person. (I'm quite confident that this unfortunate human has no friends because she is SO unpleasant. I'm not a super violent person, but I want to hit her more than I want to hit Justin Bieber.) What happened was this, and this is the nutshell version: We were marking some salvage in domestics today, and there were a TON of curtains and towels that went. 4 carts worth. So, we had to keep making trips to the back room to box the salvage up. Well, this person seems to think they own the ENTIRE back room. Since we're going through a remodel, the backroom is just chaos. Well, I put a cart by this persons "work area" THAT THEY WEREN'T EVEN IN, and they said "Will you move that cart so I can get into my office??" Now, WHERE was the please in that sentence?? Did you see one? I don't. It's because there wasn't one. So, I turned to her and said " You know what? When the girls are done with their cart, they'll move it." I would've LOVED to have added a profanity on that sentence. Well, actually I did, but not for anybody to hear. I would LOVE to push this stupid girl off a cliff in her friggin' rolly chair. I would wave the entire time she was falling, and when she would beg for help, I'd say, GET OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN' ROLLY CHAIR AND HELP YOUR OWN DANG SELF, YOU LAZY, UNPLEASANT, PIECE OF .... (insert bad word here.) Yes. I feel strongly about this person. There is a reason she works in the back. She is far too unpleasant to be out with guests. If they met her, they would never come back. I don't know how the vendors haven't murdered her already and put in the compactor. Okay! That is all for that rant! Sorry! That was hostile, and its pretty rare that I wish bodily harm on people (besides me wanting to hit them.. I don't hit hard at all.) but she TOTALLY deserves it. I'm probably going to Hell now.
Anyways! The other thing getting on my nerves today are my dogs.
Something about dogs barking ALL THE TIME just an awful thing. This is what's been happening since I got home from work. All I know, is that it is driving me crazy! It came to mind that maybe one of them was ready to be let out of the kennel, so I decided to step outside and let him have a breather. His name is Socrates, or Socs for short. He is a very VERY big dumb. The only thing he's smart about is knowing where our property begins and other peoples begin. So, when the neighbor kids happened to tread onto our lawn at the exact moment I let him out, he just takes off chasing them, and barking like he will rip heads off. Oh my goodness. This is probably wrong to say, but I love when he chases kids because they get SO SCARED and just start screaming as banshees do. He isn't a big dog, but he's solid. All kids are bigger than him unless they're toddlers. So, when kids run from him, it is so funny! He's very sweet too. His bark is definitely bigger than his bite. However, he can jump so dang high! High enough to nip my chin when I'm teasing him. And I'm 5'3".
Despite the fact that he barks like a pubescent teenager, kids are so frightened of him! 
All I know is that I want to sit here in my room and obsess over this song some more (guys, they need a support group for this, I swear.) and I can't focus on this beautiful music because stupid dogs are barking at things that aren't even there! Ugh. Dogs. I love them, but only when they're quite. Unless I'm the one making them bark. =)
Another thing on my nerves is the insurance companies websites. Why, pray tell, do you need my address when all I'm doing is getting a friggin' bid?? I just want to put in the make, model, year of my vehicle, my age, and if I've been in any accidents. Why is it so hard to just do it that way?! It is so frustrating. I've only gotten one bid so far because I didn't want to attempt to negotiate my way around their idiotic system. (They confuse me as badly as Pintrist does.)
And lastly for the negative I SWEAR kind of goes along with my dog situation, only it is hormonal teenagers. My house is full of them right now. Actually, there are only 4 bodies, but hormones take a LOT of space. I really dislike teenagers. I know, I know. I just was one a few years ago. But even when I was 17 I disliked them so much. I was one of the most giggly people in the planet and all of that jazz, and I would like to personally apologize to those who EVER heard me because it was obnoxious. I hate listening to it. Why? Not because they're happy and I'm not (because I am very happy!) But, it's because it's all flirting. I just want to yell "Say what you freaking want to say and don't make me listen to you guys dance around what you want to say which is 'You're a babe and I want to be promiscuous with you.'" Gag. I can't listen to my music or read without hearing "OH CHASE YOU'RE SOOOOOO FUNNY! I just LOOOOOVE you, babe! You're so sexy when you play guitar? Can you right me a looooove song???" Okay. That's a dramatization but that is totally what it sounds like to me.
Anyways! This post seems so negative and I feel so bad because like I said! It's been a very good day! Except for dogs, teenagers, and stupid trolls who work in the backroom. Troll. That is totally what she is!
That's all for today! Oh! And small update: Intriguing boy is not mad at me! But, we never actually talked it out.. So that is probably a flag.
I hope you days are filled with fun! No teens giggling, or doggies barking, or tolls stepping on your toes!